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N/A why live with these people... if you dont like them? are they holding you hostage? [original idiot] 2006-09-24 18:39:20

Mostly back from the gutter.  if you dont like jews then fair enough, im sure plenty of jews arent so keen on you either.[original idiot] 2006-09-03 14:58:02

There's nothing on TV. Ah, repairing my computer and coming back to comments. It's funny how people think insulting me will somehow bother me. Of course, what can I expect from stupid kids but stupidity? See, if any of that comment was true then I might care. In the future, save your energy...because you would need to waste a lot more of it just to keep up with me.

As for what I find sexy...short women, Asian women, and slightly thick girls.

[Swan]
2006-09-03 00:28:29

There's nothing on TV. i play the sport and i dont think its sexy either,may i ask wats sexy to you?[buggzey] 2006-08-28 04:48:51

There's nothing on TV. there speaks a skinny gay man who is feeling inadequate. im sorry but i havnt forgotten you rant about under 20s. that really irritated me. [original idiot] 2006-08-21 16:52:17

N/A

Lmao. Sounds like My father driving!

Lyb Ashleigh

[DumBlonde101]
2006-08-11 20:14:43

I'm not just a bartender, I'm a director. "Hey man, you know what would be funny? If I insulted his sexuality. Ohhhh, snap!"

[Swan]
2006-08-10 19:34:22

I'm not just a bartender, I'm a director. tom cruise was buff in roostertail. its more like u wish he was a fab so ud hav a chance[original idiot] 2006-08-10 17:37:34

I'm not tolerant. I mostly decyphered that. My favorite part is how every comment is along the lines of "Don't assume things." Where as every comment assumes I'm a lonely, bitter man that has no idea what I am saying is offensive. Clearly it is meant to be. See kids, in the real world people are going to say things you don't agree with. In the real world, nothing is nice and easy. Live a few years, have some really sh*t jobs, worry about things like bills and where your next meal will come from for a while...then see if you still think my views are offensive. Eventually you learn that the world just has some pretty huge a**h***s in it, and I am one of them.

Also, no one said I was trying to get married. The times I mentioned dating in previous entries were also satirical in nature. I understand that an advanced highschool English device such as satire is hard to understand - as is sarcasm - but let's pay attention for a few minutes, read the ironic doses of realist humor and nihilistic praise I pepper everything I say with and understand that by egging me on like this you are no better than my obviously biased, narrow minded views. Wow.

Notice how one of my adult readers got the point? It's because life experience denotes reason apparently. Reasonably, I'm not that big of a jerk - because I only think kids are stupid, I don't run around in a blue hood lynching them for it.

[Swan]
2006-08-08 00:29:09

I'm not tolerant.

ok dude get it straight now everyone talks slang there r kids in this generation who r very smart and u would love to have ur child hang out with i mean come on not every kid is like that u obvioulsy havent been in school lately and leg warmers r back in style u r and offensive B**** and is really messed up have fun finding a wife that will put up with this negative attitude move on ur an adult come on gripy gripy gripy and have u been in high school lately its not just about baggey clothes and (its rap not hip hop by the way) rap on there mind high school is still very tough and style puts more pressure on u b/c ur place in groups in other peoples eyes so before u go bad mouthing our generation get out off of ur street and get out and maybe even ask some high schoolers that its not easy and ur a negative low self esteem Bit**y man no wonder ur married yet later 

[underwoodlover]
2006-08-07 23:27:32

I'm not just a bartender, I'm a director. I'm the master of the one line closing zinger. You just have to, you know, have a sense of humor first.
[Swan]
2006-08-07 22:33:46

I'm not just a bartender, I'm a director. lmao- funny stuff guy. [SteeleBlack] 2006-08-07 22:19:25

I'm not tolerant. You know, defending the social norm by criticizing those who go against the social norm and therefore implying you are not the social norm only goes to show you how pop-psychology is such a dominant force in pop-culture...to the point where I am sure someone will comment on how this is a run-on sentence, and therefore it somehow invalidates my previously stated opinion that ALL kids act the same way based on a Hollywood movie which appeals to a MASSIVE audience of kids that ALL act the same way, or else they wouldn't be paying to see this movie that is exactly like 20 other blockbusters that came out before.

I mean really, if you throw enough sh*t in the monkey house someone is bound to throw back. Of course, the dilemma here is that the people throwing back are only doing it to respond in kind and are therefore not the adamant individuals of free choice and diversity they so claim to be.

I for one don't care. Because you know why? Everyone under 20 really does act like a know-it-all prick. At least once you get past that little hump of teenage defiance, you realize that being a hypocrite isn't a bad thing. If it was, we wouldn't have politics.

Next thing you know, everyone will be mad because I think ALL fanfic stories are just homo erotic nonsense.

[Swan]
2006-08-07 20:38:43

I'm not tolerant.

There's tolerant...and then there's hateful of an entire group of people and you cross the line here.  I am 20 years old on the nose, and I'm about as far as people come from what you've described here.  I listen to country music and don't talk ghetto...or wait I guess you used the term like they're from New York.  I have friends in New York that don't say anything involving the word dog because they have no reason to. 

I'm not mad or even offended.  Honestly, I think it's sad that you've chosen, obviously ur older, to completely disregard a complete group of people as teenagers simply because you have a certain idea of the way in which they act.  You don't even seem to understand this generation, and obviously you never will.  I have yet to see anyone under the age of 20 write a diary entry on the Internet about the older generation...and why is that you ask?  Because we simply don't care enough to waste our time doing it.  People are who they want to be...and most people think that if someone doesn't like them for who they are...then oh well.  So therefore...you're a sad individual with no time on their hands except to sit around attempting to insult younger people.  So...so sad.

[sarahr85]
2006-08-07 20:33:46

I'm not tolerant. I also start out the entry saying, "I'm not tolerant." I wish I knew what people were expecting besides me ranting about not being tolerant. Like, "Hey, it says he isn't tolerant...I bet this is an entry about his love for all God's races and that flower garden for peace he planted at the orphanage."

It really, really makes me laugh when I make people mad. I do it so easily though, it's not even sport anymore.

[Swan]
2006-08-07 19:57:24

I'm not tolerant.

Why are people so offended? I think this is hilarious. I wish I could say that I was under 20 but I'm way older than that. I really like this line-

 I'm not a tolerant person. Not unless we're sleeping together.

[SteeleBlack]
2006-08-07 19:48:40

I'm not tolerant. Well.. Im under 20 and those words have never come out of my mouth.. Nor will they ever...

You can peg us as being born in the same year and generation.. But you shall never.. I repeat NEVER tell us that we all pretend to be thugs and act like rappers.. There is nothing wrong with that either.. Without diversity you would just be another drunk guy.. And thats a fact..

Look dude.. Im sorry but if you are going to talk about a group you might want to look into what it really is before you go making assumptions.. Because you know what they say about people who assume..

Grey

[mycryingeyes]
2006-08-07 19:41:57

I'm not tolerant. I see whining doesn't skip generations. Well, the important thing is that I offended someone else...because really, that's the only thing that gets me off anymore.

[Swan]
2006-08-07 19:30:13

I'm not tolerant.

 i quote "ALL the kids wear baggy clothes, pretend they are from New York, and listen to hip hop." Im under 20 and i do none of the above. This is what is refered to as an ageist attitude and is as bad as sexism and racism. To be perfectly honest, with an attitude like yours im not surprised you get people in your face with their "Whatchoo talkin' bout dog bullsh*t". You call thess people trend sucking wastes of air because of how they act now, but then you go on to talk about the trends of your day, well these are the trends of our day, so not only are you ageist, but your a hipocrite as well. As for the "Not unless we're sleeping together." coment, well do i really need to say anything? Times have changed, and if all people your age have the same attitude as you then id say they've changed for the better. 

[original idiot]
2006-08-07 19:18:15

N/A turn off ur phone and lock ur doot at night.... i'd love to vanish
[LivingDeadGirl777]
2006-08-06 01:04:37

Much better. magazines are ripoffs.... the mags that dont get sold the company throws them in the trash anyway...... yeah
[LivingDeadGirl777]
2006-08-06 01:03:59

It's still funny. Being negative is fun and educational.
[Swan]
2006-08-05 20:18:59

It's still funny. I read all of your entries- by the way. I just never know how to comment like now. I was never really a fan of ren and stimpy. See I'm just negative you don't need that bull...[SteeleBlack] 2006-08-05 19:41:32

It's still funny.

I loved Ren and Stimpy too when I was younger, I had a big long video tape with loads of episodes on and I thought it was hilarious! Although my mum thought it was gross :D

Hehe I havnt seen it in ages, *nostalgic*

[EvilLolli]
2006-08-05 17:37:00

No wait, I meant to tell them.

Yeah, that used to happen to me alot. Lol. But I'm not freinds with those people anymore, and I don't go online too much anymore, so it's okay. Mr. Green

Anyway, thanks for the comment. I don't know if I get more comments on myspace then I do here, I'd check but my myspace is not working.

[Garlick]
2006-08-04 16:53:43

No wait, I meant to tell them. ye i hate it went that happens. im the opposite, i never shut up. check out my diary and read the whole thing or youll wonder what im raving on about. well u dont have to but u can if u want. theres onli about 20 entries and theyre all pretty short. anyway, bubi x[original idiot] 2006-08-04 10:53:07

N/A I had a lot of nightmares when I was a kid. What got them to stop for me was when I got older, I decided I was done letting people bully me around. So flash forward a few years, now I'm a drunken lunatic without fear of anyone. My friend has seen me get mad and go into the garage to "vent"...he said to make sure we never fight, because I hit walls to the point where the neighbors woke up one night and complained that "we were hitting drums or something, and need to stop". No, it wasn't drums you jerks - it was my bare knuckles bleeding against concrete.
[Swan]
2006-08-04 04:13:17

Good ideas for bad people. Free healthcare, jails full of white people, vikings...everyone loves Finland.
[Swan]
2006-08-03 12:25:49

Good ideas for bad people. How totally random....why Finland?[Chala69] 2006-08-03 05:06:48

Good ideas for bad people.

Lol! Nice entry! I'd do it if I was you! Laughing

Jenelle

[Jenelle]
2006-08-03 05:06:06

In a brave new world.

I've honestly been thinking about picking up my favorte habit abgain but every time I do a bad memory happens. Be careful driving I lost a good friend to a drunk driver. I'll hit u up if i take drinking back up and with the last few weeks I've had a few shots of JD could do me good right now

Much Love Icest

[Icest]
2006-08-01 00:38:02

In a brave new world.

Hey i've been in your shoes a few times well I mean with the annoying drunk situation. I stopped drinking and now I'm the DD for everyone and well if you've ever been the DD you know how they get. Hope you feel better and have some fun. Check out my diary some time.

Much Love Icest

[Icest]
2006-08-01 00:21:12

I see it spread like a virus. I either want to die in a bar fight, or in a really bad car wreck. 
[Swan]
2006-07-31 06:04:36

I see it spread like a virus. I know lol. I posted it in my diary and now I'm watching it fly around! I know what you're saying....... I just want death to occur by other ways thn suicide. COMMENT[angelinhell] 2006-07-31 05:59:38

Ready for fun. Open for ideas. yeah....sometimes it doesn't wotrk...wierd[beautifulloner] 2006-07-31 03:43:24

That's a plan. Maine is a nice state.
[Swan]
2006-07-29 21:26:10

That's a plan.

why are you moving to maine??

---jen---

[daddysgirl101]
2006-07-29 16:57:28

Ah, whatever day it is. At least I'm not the only one suffering with an inability to write. I guess I don't feel so all alone![SteeleBlack] 2006-07-25 01:59:57

Don't forget to bring a towel. I have several songs named Road to Valhalla. Also, many, many, many songs about Odin. That's the kind of music you can really get into.
[Swan]
2006-07-24 19:56:50

Don't forget to bring a towel. If you were serious about blasting Ratt and you are into that kind of music, then you should find the song "The Road To Valhalla".  [RocksOff] 2006-07-24 17:11:10


 
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